I don't know if this falls under this category or not, so I asked a question.
There will always be a vocal minority who are really passionate about a feature that no one else cares about. I've never said 'OMG, an LFO is a horrible idea!' All I did was question how many people care about it.
I gave him what HE asked for, not the solution for a feature that YOU want. He wanted to deep square tremolo to pan from left to right. Sharke You gave a solution which does not lend itself to convenient tweaking and experimentation, which most people will do in order to get a modulation effect to sound 'just right.' Re-read what he asked for.